Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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