I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
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Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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