If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
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No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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