Fuck appropriateness.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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