sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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