Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
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What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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