Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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