I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
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she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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