We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
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Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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