Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
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I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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