My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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