I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
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Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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