Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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