No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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