birth control should be required to get into college
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
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I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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