there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
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I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
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I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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