im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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