oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
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I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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