just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
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despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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