how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
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I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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