Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Swine flu is the new snow day.
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I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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