Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I should be sponsored by Trojan
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
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It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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