Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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