I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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