white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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