so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
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So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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