Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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