You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
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YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Someone signed my nipple.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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