Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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