I must be too annoying 4 u.
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
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That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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