There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
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Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
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I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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