It's like God shit irony all over that family
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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