How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
You took a bar mat shot.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
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I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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