no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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