found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
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If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
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It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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