You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
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had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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