Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
too bad you live with your parents still
accomplished twins. life is a go
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
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I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
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