god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
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Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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