his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
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No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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