If i could tip my vagina, i would.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
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i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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