she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
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That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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