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Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?

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(312): Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place? http://tfl.nu/b6u5

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I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.

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(419): I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief. http://tfl.nu/du8g

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.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate

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(303): .....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate http://tfl.nu/8kdy

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is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?

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(661): is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero? http://tfl.nu/iroh

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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.

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(410): just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks. http://tfl.nu/gf3t

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get to allyx's house asap

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Ok is everything ok

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Yeah, theres just lesbians

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omg yes on my way

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(224): get to allyx's house asap (312): Ok is everything ok (224): Yeah, theres just lesbians (312): omg yes on my way http://tfl.nu/mxwb

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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3

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(403): Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3 http://tfl.nu/lt38

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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.

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(405): Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues. http://tfl.nu/ux3u

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You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.

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(616): You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls. http://tfl.nu/v76g

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(228): View more from Mississippi

i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy

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(228): i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy http://tfl.nu/ftf6

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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.

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(404): He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump. http://tfl.nu/2ksd

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Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.

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(734): Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had. http://tfl.nu/a9pp

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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.

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(850): Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees. http://tfl.nu/qlcd

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Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.

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(603): Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up. http://tfl.nu/6dgm

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There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load

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(317): There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load http://tfl.nu/2y1d

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