Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
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Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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