All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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