my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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