I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
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Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
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Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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