When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
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You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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