I look better un-naked...
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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