I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
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Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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