Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
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explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
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I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize